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It's a Controlled Descent

Dillanger, 25 year old male from Connecticut.  Anything that happens to me, I intended to do it. I swear.
Sep 23 '14

So, uh, Durex made an ad featuring a lesbian couple.

That is awesome!

Sep 23 '14
eeriah:

R  W  B  Y

eeriah:

R  W  B  Y

Sep 23 '14

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

Sep 23 '14
burnt-oreo-milkshakes:

Have a shit 30min Lina thingy.

burnt-oreo-milkshakes:

Have a shit 30min Lina thingy.

Sep 23 '14
Sep 23 '14

There is nothing quite like seeing the girl you are in love with naked.

tastfulpornography:

Even when she’s fully clothed, I know where everything is situated. I know all her ‘tickle spots’ and all her ‘don’t you fucking dare spots’. When she is in her natural state, her skin, it’s like all the birthdays I’ve had and yet to come combine. It never gets old. I’ll never get tired of it. 

You know?

Sep 23 '14

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords)

Sep 22 '14
geeksotospeak - absolutely disgusting
Sep 22 '14

(Source: myloish)

Sep 22 '14
"Gavin: Ray what’s your sensitivity on?
Ray: 9
Gavin: Jeez, no wonder you can spin around like a lemon.
Geoff: How do lemons spin around?
Gavin: Have you ever spun a lemon on a table? It’s mental.
Ray: No I’m not an asshole. I treat lemons with respect."
Let’s Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2-Turned Mode (via speaksism)